Pervert Ruins My Daughter’s Christmas Tradition

My daughter wants a letter from Santa like she’s gotten every year since she was two.
And thanks to some oversexed loser in Maryland, it’s likely that she won’t get her Christmas wish.

Dinosaur Fun

Save the scraps of yellow from the plate.
Cut a tail from the green construction paper and staple it to the plate.
Use the yellow scraps that you cut off the plate to add as spikes to the tail.
Draw on a face.
HANDPRINT DINOSAUR
Materials:
Poster or large construction paper
Green, red and black craft paint
Directions:
Paint entire palm of hand and [...]

Handy Winter Projects for Kids

Use your creativity to make shapes with your fingers (as the outer edges of the snowflake), but make sure you use the same shape for each print.
Dip finger in white paint and draw three lines to connect the handprints and make a star/snowflake shape.
WINTER SCENE
Materials:
Construction paper
Brown and white fingerpaint
Directions:
With the side of your hand, paint [...]

Childhood Obsessions: The Freakin’ Fish Song

Translation: No one (and I mean no one) is immune from the fish song.
At first, I laughed right along with her. I beamed as she belted out the weird tune like a Broadway superstar. I clapped, whistled and shouted “BRAVO!” when she took her performance-ending bow. I kissed, hugged and complimented [...]

Caring for Evergreen Trees

Just Can’t Wait for Christmas

Fun Family Outings

Fun Family Outings
Michele Cheplic | More from this Blogger
19 Nov 2009 12:00 AM
With schools on Thanksgiving break, many families are looking for ways to spend quality time together. However, instead of using the downtime to gather around the television, you might consider these fun outings that help foster family bonding:
NEW YORK
Summer is over [...]

Felling Trees and Catching Earthworms

Easy and Affordable Homemade Thanksgiving Decorations

Attach plastic corn-on-the-cob holders to the ends of the corn.
Pour fabric paint onto paper plates.
Roll the corn in the paint and then across a cloth placemat. Repeat, overlapping patterns and colors.
Let dry thoroughly before using.

Ways to Keep Kids Busy During Thanksgiving Break

Ways to Keep Kids Busy During Thanksgiving Break
Michele Cheplic | More from this Blogger
12 Nov 2009 12:00 AM
My neighbor’s kids’ school gives students a week off for Thanksgiving break. My daughter gets two days (Thanksgiving and Black Friday), so I’m not scrambling for childcare or for boredom busters to keep her busy while I [...]

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